Man Repeller x Del Toro collaboration officially in tow. #fancyflamingo (Taken with instagram)
Pretty sure my mother owned these back in the early 90’s, bought from the Flamingo Hilton in Vegas. Surely worn with a multicolor windsuit with tapered legs, fanny pack, and obnoxiously large earrings that may or may not have had a small battery pack allowing for a light-up feature.
I love this photo. So many “historical” daguerrotypes show solemn faces (which makes sense if you only have a few photos taken in your life!) But you can practically hear the laughter in the last frame.
(Source: golden-notebook)
Ian McKellen should be the voice of everything ever.
Probably the single most badass thing about this is that he doesn’t crack himself the fuck up. Not so much as a single traitorous, unbidden upturn in the corner of his mouth.
You, Sir, you’re marvellous.
This is Ian McKellen, acting hero. Never fail.
Now, that is commitment, ladies and gentlemen.
Sir Ian, this is why you are the most quality.
(Source: wednesday-child)
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Woe Is Mom: Toile Fabric Edition
AHHHHHH!!! What to do, what to do?!? It’s times like these that life just takes the wind right out of your
sailssayls, you know?!! You spend all this time poring over fabric selections and trying to get the perfect bedding to match your baby’s antique looking ivory-ish furniture, and THEN WHAT. Some fucking idiot screws up the fabric order, and everything gets TOTALLY DELAYED, including a significant photo shoot, not to mention the fact that we’re talking about a beautiful blush pink Angel toile fabric masterfully sewn into a scalloped bumper pad that is now just a freaking EYESORE because it’s not blush pink, it’s HOT PINK!!! AAHHHH!!!!Life is tough enough as it is, but this is the kind of thing that makes you re-think EVERYTHING. Like how to know whether to order anything online ever again, or even invest in expensive bedding if it’s only going to get ruined by
a baby shittingpeople who can’t do their JOBS properly sending you the wrong thing when you don’t have TIME FOR INEPTITUDE!!!! It’s enough to turn any non-cryer into a baller. Especially since planning a birthday party is stressful enough without the added drama of having your bedding dreams get crushed in an instant. Just when u think things can’t get any worse, THEY DO!!!!!(submitted by Anonymous)
wow, and i thought that homelessness, unemployment, disease, and war were bad. this lady’s got REAL PROBLEMS. why, oh WHY?!!!
Luther “Yellowstone” Kelly. Why are his hands so large, or his entire body for that matter?
Submitted by Karin Annah
i don’t know, but i’d like to know what else on him is large… what a rugged stud.
Ski masks.
From McCall’s Needlework & Crafts Magazine 1965
i’d rather see the fucking abominable snowman from skifree skiing at me than these jokers.
