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WatchWatch
magpieandwhale: teaandmischief: marielikestodraw: thenizu: willowmansdaughter: alexmerry: Ian McKellen should be the voice of everything ever. Probably the single most badass thing about this is that he doesn’t crack himself the fuck up. Not so much as a single traitorous, unbidden upturn in the corner of his mouth.  You, Sir, you’re marvellous. This is Ian McKellen, acting hero....
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my baby is average.: My baby has been asking me... →
mybabyisaverage: “I’m confused, Mom”, my baby explained. “Some people say you aren’t a real American if you say that you don’t like things about America.” “Baby, that’s an important question and I don’t have an answer.” I replied. ”But Win Butler from Arcade Fire said that actual patriotism has to do with loving a place enough to try and improve it”. My baby was silent for a moment. “Well,...
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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Couponing
princess is missing out. saving some bucks at the grocery store is like a competitive sport to me. the “you saved x amount today” line on the receipt always gives me a little arm cha-ching. tomyhusband: We will eat out of a fucking dumpster before I lower myself to clipping coupons. (I know the value of a dollar, but I also know the value my dignity and my time.)
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July 2009
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ladies, would you rather be a stay at home mom and... →
Jul 25th
what should i feed my new pet flamingo? →
Jul 25th
can a pet river otter be trained to use a... →
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June 2009
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me: AAGHHHHH A SPIDER
THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY ARM
COME RESCUE ME
Jeremyy: haha
did you get it ?
me: NOOOOO
I'M ASCARED
I NEED A HERO
Jeremyy: use willis... babi i cant leave
me: I'M TOO SCARED TO MOVE
Jeremyy: are you too scared to turn off caps
me: COME RESCUE ME!!!
Jeremyy: i cant leave, darling
use a show, kill is
it
shoe
dammit
me: I TOOK MY CONTACTS OUT
I AM BLIND
Jeremyy: well i'm guessing you made it as scared as you are
so he probably ran away to hide
me: MAYBE HE IS MULTIPLYING
GETTING IT ON IN THE CORNER WITH CHARLOTTE
THAT BITCH SPIDER
Jeremyy: baha
charlotte was actually a lesbian
she dont need no spidercock
me: was she really?!?
Jeremyy: i'd say so
that why she was so bitchy
becuase society wouldnt accept her ( at that time )
it was before ellen and all of that, you know
Jun 19th
April 2009
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las vegas: flamingo hotel
the uncle of mine who has always planned our vacations to las vegas is also an avid poker player.  in vegas, when you start to win, hotels take notice and start throwing crazy offers for free rooms and meals your way.  my unce always played at the flamingo, and thus, we always stayed at the flamingo. the infamous mobster bugsy siegel opened the hotel in the late 40’s, then the most...
Apr 23rd
las vegas: wynn
the wynn and encore hotels, developed by famous las vegas hotelier steve wynn (narcissism, much?) are a little different from other strip hotels in that they don’t have an obvious theme- they’re meant to draw people in.  from the outside, they’re just huge, gold building complex.  impressive, but nevertheless, nondescript. the inside of these hotels is anything but...
Apr 23rd
las vegas: venetian and palazzo hotels
one of the most impressive and beautiful hotels in the world (and actually the largest as well) is the venetian hotel complex.  it’s quite elegantly themed around venice, italy. one of the most beautiful ceilings we saw. love umbrellas. loving these long maxi dresses but am having a difficult time finding ones that are long enough.  btw. both indoor and outdoor...
Apr 23rd
las vegas: downtown
it’s a great thing we had a car because i totally underestimated a taxi fare to downtown vegas (about a $50 round trip).  i wanted to see downtown again since i hadn’t gone in years.  it’s a seedy little place, really only for hardcore gamblers, but it’s got a lot of history there i can appreciate. old-style vegas, f’ril. & jeremy making fun of me. ...
Apr 23rd
las vegas: day three/night four
after waking on the third day, jeremy and i ventured out to the pool complex.  honestly, swimming was one of the main considerations in planning a vacation, and having been to the mgm grand a couple years ago, i knew we’d be covered.  five pools, three hot tubs, and a lazy river kept us cool when we needed out of the sun. our plan was to lay out for a little bit in the late morning/early...
Apr 23rd
WatchWatch
“my heart will go on” video shot by jeremy albert.  unedited and used without permission.
Apr 15th
las vegas: ti, mirage, bellagio fountain
the sirens of t.i. show used to be the treasure island pirate show when i was young, and i wish it were still that way- you know, renegade pirates, canons and sword fights, sinking ships.  now it’s a bunch of dumb pussycat doll-wannabe slut sirens dancing and ‘singing’ and strutting around half naked after they capture one of the “pirates”.  i still got my fire and...
Apr 15th
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las vegas: in-n-out
speaking of food, it was time for lunch for jer and i. jeremy and i had only wanted to keep his aunt’s car for red rocks canyon, but we quickly realized how convenient it would be to have a vehicle the rest of the trip.  joy picked us up before lunch and handed over the keys.  score. i hadn’t had in-n-out burger since i lived in california, almost three years ago, and had been...
Apr 15th
las vegas: caesar's palace
jeremy and i walked next door (vegas has walkways over most major streets so pedestrian/auto traffic rarely collide.  in fact, the whole transportation infrastructure there [parking, roads, moving sidewalks, etc] is pretty efficient.) to caesar’s palace, one of the most famous hotels in vegas. it’s one of three hotels i can think of, and the first of those, to have a sky ceiling...
Apr 15th
las vegas: bellagio conservatory
the next morning, jer and i took a walk to bellagio, a gorgeous hotel that my dad still likes to tease me about being denied access to when i was a teenager (you have to be an adult to enter untila guest of the hotel) (elitish d-dags). the ceiling of the lobby is covered with 2,000 hand-blown glass flowers by the artist dale chihuly.  it’s quite a remarkable entrance. the...
Apr 15th
las vegas: first night on the strip
getting ready to leave the hotel.  i always took too long, and jeremy always let me know. new york new york was right across the street. i had to get a picture of these gorgeous candied apples. we ate a late lunch at a deli in new york new york’s ‘greenwich village’.  i had the sam & emma’s sandwich and tried really hard to finish it, but alas. inside new...
Apr 8th
las vegas: our hotel
the mgm grand was, for most of my life, the largest hotel in the world (it’s now second).  it used to have roller coasters and a wizard of oz theme that enchanted me as a child.  since then, those things have been removed in place of more rooms and more pools and probably more bars, from what it appears. a 45-ton lion, the largest bronze sculpture in the western hemisphere. our...
Apr 8th
las vegas: red rock canyon
i’ve been to vegas with girlfriends, but i knew what we did wouldn’t be jer’s idea of a great vacation.  i’ve also been outside vegas, and fortunately so has jer’s dad, who recommended red rock canyon. joy let us borrow her bright yellow mustang, which i’d consider brand new (with only 5000 miles on it)… and not exactly the car jeremy would pick out for...
Apr 7th
las vegas: joy's house
jeremy and i awoke the next morning and went about getting ready at a very leisurely pace.  the adjoining bathroom had this tiled walk-in shower that i spent a good half hour in.  as we were walking to greet joy, her five dogs (a couple schnauzers and three dachshunds) greeted us first.  i spent the greater part of the morning playing with them.  joy also made us yummy pancakes to start the day,...
Apr 7th
leaving for las vegas
i despise packing for trips, even ones for which i’m very excited.  i show my disdain by refusing to pack until the final 10 minutes (which usually gets extended by 5-10 minutes anyway).  even so, jeremy and i were driven carefully (in an electrifying thunderstorm) to the new indianapolis airport on saturday, march 28. i love airports but hate flying because of all the hassles and mistakes...
Apr 7th
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Week ending April 3
whatiwore: WhatiWore: What’s your favorite outfit this week? so i answered this before the pictures loaded, thinking of my own personal favourite outfit this past week- which was surely my swimsuit.  ummm, now i just look like a dumbass in the comments.  and there’s no ‘delete’ button, of course!
Apr 6th
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March 2009
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Mar 29th
picnic yesterday.  jeremy and i were supposed to ride to a nearby park and enjoy a pleasant and warm afternoon in the sun, but it started to rain as soon as i got to his work.  we drove instead, but then it stopped raining, so we enjoyed our picnic in the park anyway.  pb&j sammiches (strawberry jam for me, grape jelly for him), cheddar and sour cream potato chips, red grapes, and thin mint...
Mar 25th
Mar 25th
st. patrick's day
iphone + fisheye lens making white pizza with “four-leaf clovers” getting toasty. pizza, pesto, and spinach salads jeremy eats his slime (pistachio pudding) and i eat mine (while willis shows off his best side).
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Mar 13th
Mar 13th
turning 24, still.
tri-layer birthday cake (new polaroid camera); is delicious (iphone); how do you do that one?!, a present from friends; handmade brfdai card from christopher and brittany (lulz); i said yes =); friends at claddagh for noms and brews and laughs (polaroid).
Mar 12th
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turning 24, pittsburgh.
pittsburgh’s south side (rachel using jer’s d90); pittsburgh (rachel using d90); double wide grill for tv dinner tray and mashed potato tacos (d90); rachel and dylan (d90); rachel in dylan and dallas’s alley (d90); yuengling at carson street bars (danbana.wordpress); rachel wearing her snuggie, spring hill view of city (d90); andy warhol museum (jen...
Mar 12th